Tuesday, August 9, 2011

If you have just scored the pubal scalp of a royal what is the etiquette concerning bragging about it?

I was in London last week and managed to put a leg over a royal female who was hooting with lust for my blonde locks. I slipped her some camomile tea and she fell asleep and I called several of my friends to boast that this high level royal was snoring on my bed and how I had banged her real good. Is this within the bounds of noble etiquette or have I behaved as would a beast?

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